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Bernie's Bad Jokes

Enjoy some free samples of kooky clean jokes for kids!

They're just not funny!

Or are they?



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Laugh at 350+ hilarious stinkers in Bernie's Bad Jokes! This kooky cat’s clean collection of stale groaners, gaggy knee-slappers, corny wisecracks, eye-rolling puns, and dumb yuks is certain to amuse, irritate, entertain, and annoy yourself and your friends. Includes goofy pictures on every page! Available in both Kindle and paperback editions.

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The jokes and illustrations below can be found in Bernie's Bad Jokes.

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  What animal entered the tiger's den and survived? The tiger? Get the giggles at jebright.com! Bernie says: Please explain?  


What kind of dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks! Clean snickers for kids at jebright.com. Bernie says: I'm too scared to laugh.


  Why did the Easter Bunny need a psychiatrist? He was a basket case! Crack up like an egg at jebright.com! Bernie says: It's the stress!  


How does a teacher comfort children who fail their coloring test? She gives them a shoulder to crayon! Laughter is like a hug at jebright.com. Bernie says: Whew! No quizzes for cats.



Why did the chicken cross the road? It was too far to walk around it! Dumb cluck chuckles at jebright.com. Bernie says: It's a thinker!



Where are okay things made? A satisfactory! Get oodles more dumb yuks at jebright.com



What do a dog and a phone have in common? Collar ID! Get gobs more gagworthy groaners at jebright.com!



What did the mama cow say to her calf? It's pasture bedtime! (from Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright) More ridiculous rib-ticklers at jebright.com. Bernie says: I have six bedtimes!




  Why did the fly fly away? The spider spied her! Guffaw over nutty bugs at jebright.com. Bernie says: Insects? YUM!  


What did the cat cry when he spent all his money? "I'm so paw!" Get wealthy in wacky wisecracks at jebright.com! Bernie says, "What's money?"



What should you do if you see a spaceman? Park the car, man! Out-of-this-world laughs at jebright.com (Bernie says: Let me drive!



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Or take a quick look at this single sample spread from inside Bernie's Bad Jokes!

Sample Spread 18-19 from Bernie's Bad Jokes by J. E. Bright


For more than 350 more ridiculous jokes, check out Bernie's Bad Jokes!

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